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A stitch in time.....would have confused Einstein.
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Are these dark colors slimming?.....Or does this card still look fat?
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Anything worth doing.....is worth over-doing.
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I wanted to give you a little something for your birthday.....This is the smallest one I could find.
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Great things come in small packages.....Small things come in small envelopes.
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I'll use little needles and little words.....so you won't get confused.
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There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.....I walk the line.
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I'm feeling a bit sheepish about missing your birthday.....If this were cashmere, I'd be feeling a bit goat-ish.
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Judging from this gauge swatch.....I figure at least the left sock should be finished by the time Jesus comes back.
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Got wool?.....No, I mean, Get Well!
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Small is beautiful.....Large is, too, but small knits up so much faster.
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Friends don't let friends knit drunk. (swatch is full of holes, knots)
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I'll love ewe......'til the sheep come home.
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Surely, you can take a little ribbing on your birthday.....
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Thank ewe.....I wooly appweciate your kindness.
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The beginning is the most important part of the work.....For your birthday, I started a sweater for you.
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If you break one of these needles.....I have 248 more in my kitchen cupboard.
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Do you think this yarn will be too scratchy? I was going to make you Sunday-go-to-meetin' gloves...but pasties knit up so much faster & are much more festive.
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Blank inside....._________ (Please note: Front of card actually says "Blank Inside")
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You can ignore 80% of what your inner sheep says......Most of it's b-a-a-a-a-d advice.
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Knitting is just one of my guilty pleasures.....Don't ask.
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This was knit with the new Dolly-Llama.....Half doll hair, half alpaca, all really bad idea.
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If you must drink & drive,.....please knit only at stop-lights. (swatch is full of holes, knots)
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Really, all you need to become a good knitter is wool, needles, hands,....and slightly below-average intellegence.
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And now for the final word on knitting socks.....Whaddya MEAN you'd kinda like one for the other foot?!
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Do you know it takes 3 llamas to make a medium-sized sweater?.....I didn't even know llamas could knit!
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Would you be the designated knitter this month?.....You know - the one who stays sober enough to fix everyone else's mistakes. (swatch is full of holes, knots)
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She had the Midas touch:.....Everything she touched turned into a muffler.
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Do you ever think you own entirely too much yarn?.....Me neither.
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Thinking of ewe.....and wishing you wool.
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Better late than woolly, woolly late!.....Happy Birthday, an itty bitty bit late.
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Peace on Earth.....good wool to all!
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Do these socks make me look Republican? (Note: Inside of card is blank)
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My fiber therapist says it's an advanced case of Second Sock Syndrome.....I say, "Who the heck needs two socks anyway?!"
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On a scale of 9 to 10, 10 being "gone completely 'round the bend,"..... how would you rate your fiber addiction?
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You knit socks, I wear socks quite often.....We're practically twins!
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After the Rapture,.....can I have your yarn?
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In honor of your birthday, an angora rabbit has been donated in your name to a women's knitting co-op in a remote village a half day's walk from Ayacucho in the Peruvian Andes.....Your day to clean its cage is Tuesdays.
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The trick to getting perfect socks quickly and easily every time can be summed up in two words:.....Tar. Get.
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You say you're knitting me some new socks, Honey?.....I SAID, "KNITTING IS THE NEW SEX, HONEY!"
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Happy Baaalentine's Day!
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Erin go b-a-a-ah!.....Despite years of Gaelic-as-a-Second-Language classes, Erin still speaks with a sheepish accent.
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I heard you don't felt very well.....I hope you felt better soon.
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Welcome to the fold, little lamb. (Note: Inside of card is blank)
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Quilt - A stitch in time.....would have confused Einstein.
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Quilt - Are these dark colors slimming?.....Or does this card still look fat?
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Quilt - Anything worth doing.....is worth over-doing.
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Quilt - I wanted to give you a little something for your birthday.....This is the smallest one I could find.
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Quilt - Great things come in small packages.....Small things come in small envelopes.
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Quilt - There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.....I walk the line.
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Quilt - 3:00 is always too late or too early to do anything. (Sartre).....My guess is that Sartre was not a quilter.
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Quilt - In Seattle, you haven't had enough coffee......until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
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Quilt - Quilting is hard.....then you die.
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Quilt - If quilting is not your cup of tea...try adding a couple of shots of Crown Royal.
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Quilt - A queen-sized quilt is 83" x 92" - 3,435 of these little jobbers... What do you suppose are the odds of finishing the top before Jesus comes back?
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Quilt - The 9-patch is just as therapeutic as the 12-step...and you don't have to stop drinking!
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Quilt - I've been trying to get all my ducks in a row...This is all that would fit. (2 duck buttons are sewn on quilt square)
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